Her Valentines card went into his trash compactor.
He ran away from the unknown in her.
“I’m a resident alien.” “From what country?” “Venus.”
“His ‘hilarity ensued’ means the cops got called.”
“I bet it all on red. Poverty ensued.”
“Your father nicknamed me ‘cheesy lumps’.” “Stop, Mom!”
“Earthlings called us ‘aliens’!” “Let’s kill them all!”
“Cheese eater!” “Toast licker!” “Mom! Dad! Stop fighting!”
“You awake?” “No” “You awake?” “No” “You—” STAB
He did fall in love with her killer.
He couldn’t even fall in love with her.
He couldn’t fall in love with her jailer.
He couldn’t fall in love with her prosecutor.
He couldn’t fall in love with her victim.
The earthquake at the jello factory lasted weeks.
“The end of cheese isn’t ‘extinction level,’ Bob”
She carved her boyfriend’s initials into the jello.
She ate the bran cereal with reckless abandon.
“Please don’t get peanut butter on the microprocessor.”
She blanched with every bite of his cooking.