His timing meant getting the joke days later.
He arrived shortly after they left for good.
They drove and drove and drove and walked.
The chipmunks and squirrels fought a proxy war.
The alien ate Jim’s last cat for lunch.
The blind man’s daughter always won I Spy.
The red herring solved the case despite himself.
“I love you more than knife itself,” -Fork
The hamster walked for miles in his wheel.
“What’re Greek Pirates called?”
“Jason and the Arrrgh-onauts”
The dog waited expectantly at Medusa’s feet forever.
His children remembered him as a cheese cutter.
“Give me liberty or give me dental benefits!”
“The UFO was just a weather balloon, Garf-kagnol”
“Someday you’ll forgive my binge watching.”
“Not today!”
He watched his computer as she left him.
The shy octopus could only count to seven.
He was impressed by her love for parasites.
Her capable hands failed to stitch his wounds.
“In space no one can hear you fart.”