“You look nervous.”
“I’M NOT NERVOUS!”
“Concerned then?”
The time distortion caused awkward questions about paternity.
The princess lost her wings in a bet.
He arrived just as the last person left.
She changed yet again, but society wouldn’t stop.
The ninja screamed his displeasure at the mime.
He stopped writing because of a lack of
The lowest circle of hell holds pun tellers.
He fought his dragon to a stand still.
The dog planned his revenge on the vacuum.
The horse hoped his rider’d lost some weight.
Can a single man realistically tell dad jokes?
The fool laughed until he was proved right.
“Dad, It’s like the latest craze.”
“Among monkeys?”
His radioactive accident was her ticket to stardom.
“What is my face saying!?!”
“I’m with stupid?”
Even the stones wanted him to stop singing.
“Can I suck your blood?” the phlebotomist asked.
“Ma’am, this your overly coddled man-child?”
“My baby!”
She wouldn’t marry him without controlling his wardrobe.