“No, there is something faster than light: gossip.”
In the sofa we found thousands of pennies.
The news anchor wouldn’t believe her late news.
My daughter claimed her hamster was naturally blonde.
The cat shook his head. “Humans’ll never learn.”
The alien held up a tentacle, “I’m Tom.”
The aliens formed an alliance with Earthling dogs.
Her disapproval wrecked his life, hope and self-esteem.
He fell asleep debating the existence of narcolepsy.
He wouldn’t stop talking long enough to run.
The bus with all her hopes was late.
The tailgate party went sideways with the truck.
Mom’s piggyback ride went poorly for her son.
The monster loved she who slept above him.
The Troll council approved the Internet for habitation.
The bump in the night was the baby.
Dracula married Frankenstein’s Ex. Couldn’t suck her dry.
Little Frankenstein believed clowns were in his closet.
She sent her husband to the dog groomer.
At the monster convention, Clowns were voted scariest.