The village feared the horizon and returning boats.
“Moon, that joke still isn’t funny.”
The alien loved the dog and his human.
“‘Blog’ sounds like you’re puking.”
“Word vomit’s right.”
“Can’t you fast-forward the ads?”
“These’re home movies.”
“If ladies won’t date you; aliens won’t either.”
“Always bet on black!”
“This’s blackjack not roulette.”
The ninja’s blade couldn’t penetrate the knight’s armor.
“Your majesty’s umm… fly is… well, Sire, open.”
The knight and the cowboy prevented alien invasions.
Love me from afar, I beg of you.
“That play… about architects and incest…”
He took the stares and escalated their building.
The doom face of the three-year-old terrified him.
Queen Lionheart’s name didn’t match her unabashed ferocity.
King Lionheart had the soul of a coward.
The knights recruited the dragon into their cabal.
The galactic peacekeeper started the inter dimensional war.
Hubris, pomposity, and foolishness mapped the uncharted land.
He slept quite deliberately through his own wake.