He wouldn’t stop talking long enough to run.
Author: John Rhea
Zombhard run last news paper of apocalypse
The bus with all her hopes was late.
The tailgate party went sideways with the truck.
Mom’s piggyback ride went poorly for her son.
The monster loved she who slept above him.
The Troll council approved the Internet for habitation.
The bump in the night was the baby.
Dracula married Frankenstein’s Ex. Couldn’t suck her dry.
Little Frankenstein believed clowns were in his closet.
She sent her husband to the dog groomer.
At the monster convention, Clowns were voted scariest.
The vampire worked very hard on being adorable.
The empty pool was confiscated by the elderly.
Mr. Lockhart locked his heart in her locket.
Innocence’s unlikely after they indict all your employees.
“I’d call this your vacant lot in life.”
He caught the vacant look in her eye
The alien couldn’t imagine an intelligent bipedal creature.
The demon’s hell involved long lines of people.
The gymnast flew too high, in her car.