The detective solved the crime he had masterminded.
The alien probe retracted. The alien smiled. “Coffee?”
He lost an autobiography of his murderous crimes.
“Oh! I see. It’s Opposite Day!”
He sang until no one remained to listen.
On both his hands he saw her blood.
If only soap could wash his dirt away.
The articulated robot disapproved of the animated sprite.
Pineapple confessed his love. Pear confessed her indigestion.
The geologist could never abide rock and roll.
“Well, I’m stuffed!”
“Not yet,” said the taxidermist.
“Dressed for the party?”
“Yup. My birthday suit.”
Sunshine sent the gloom running for its life.
The Frenchman staggered back and spat. “Stupid Robot.”
Roboticous disconnected its hand and smacked the Frenchman.
“Yes Ma’am, my robotics homework ate my dog.”
The Kraken lives in a bathtub in Chelsea.
The rain fell. The ocean between them rose.
Even his biggest fan couldn’t overpower the smell.
“Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Lather- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh! My eye burns!”