“Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Lather- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh! My eye burns!”
“You smell like flowers.”
“Preposterous! Flowers can’t smell.”
“You smell gross.”
“Thanks for the pep talk.”
Rover wagged his tail, vomited love and tacos.
The dog barked longingly at the passing jet.
For his daughter, he wore the tiara publicly.
The cat purred despite Leon’s failure at life.
Fred could not imagine a better imaginary friend.
“Fire in a crowded theater!” He yelled expectantly.
The cat and the canary were best friends.
Mommy went away for the weekend. Daddy cried.
The maid dumped the coffee and stormed out.
He stifled his outrage. “Mimes shouldn’t be silenced.”
Playground name calling happened today at the UN.
“Go to a hot place, you meany, you!”
The suitcase exploded with dirty laundry and embarrassment.
The children’s museum ended in tears. Daddy’s tears.
The coffee spilled on her. No second date.
“Spooky action at a distance explains my divorce.”
She could not believe her ears. They lie.