“What’s up, doc?” “Blood pressure, cholesterol, and weight.”
Genre: Comedy
The headless horseman ran around like a chicken.
He tripped on stage and broke a leg.
“Dollars to donuts—” “Delicious alchemy. Dollars into donuts.”
“You’re not making sense.” “No, I’m making dollars.”
“I fell in love with sum won pelts.”
Chocolate and flowers work wonders in camp fires.
After the apocalypse, the webmaster learned her value.
“I can’t work with that jerk!” “He agrees.”
“He’s a jerk.” “He’s your son after all.”
“Zombies are moaning liars.” “But he loves me!”
“Happy Birthday, to the jerk who’s never there.”
The cardboard hallway led toward adventure (and sandwiches).
“Well… to me… sconces and scones taste different.”
The computer virus fought the aliens for control.
Often there’s an I between me and success.
Often there’s a You between love and war.
Often there’s a “u” between America and Britain.
“Can you name the wind?” “How about ‘Fred’?”
War took him. Peace didn’t bring him back.