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Genre: Comedy

01/19/2021

“Your father nicknamed me ‘cheesy lumps’.”
“Stop, Mom!”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1480|permalink
01/17/2021

“Cheese eater!”
“Toast licker!”
“Mom! Dad! Stop fighting!”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1478|permalink
01/16/2021

“You awake?”
“No”
“You awake?”
“No”
“You—” STAB

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1477|permalink
01/10/2021

The earthquake at the jello factory lasted weeks.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1471|permalink
01/09/2021

“The end of cheese isn’t ‘extinction level,’ Bob”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1470|permalink
01/08/2021

She carved her boyfriend’s initials into the jello.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1469|permalink
01/07/2021

She ate the bran cereal with reckless abandon.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1468|permalink
01/06/2021

“Please don’t get peanut butter on the microprocessor.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1467|permalink
01/05/2021

She blanched with every bite of his cooking.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1466|permalink
01/04/2021

The large chip in his hand wasn’t smart.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1465|permalink
12/30/2020

“Your mom asked me to call her ‘Sugarbritches’.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1460|permalink
12/29/2020

“I got the little bugger!”
“Your husband?”
“Yup.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1459|permalink
12/28/2020

He read the sign in her stars: “Leave!”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1458|permalink
12/25/2020

Nobody noticed the zombie stumbling at the bar.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1455|permalink
12/24/2020

She loved him. He loved her …and food.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1454|permalink
12/17/2020

His dancing justified the use of nuclear weapons.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1447|permalink
12/09/2020

The newspaper tried increasing readership printing ransom notes.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1439|permalink
12/08/2020

“I express myself with tofu sculptures.”
“Okay… Mom.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1438|permalink
12/07/2020

“I love you, giant box of jerky cupcakes.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1437|permalink
12/04/2020

The camel enjoyed Wednesday even more than dessert.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1434|permalink

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