“You, little piggy, cried all the way home…”
His boss wanted more professionalism, like wearing pants.
She spent her entire budget on waffle makers.
“He banished the cow?”
“Yeah, he’s lactose intolerant.”
Sappy the clown eyed his nemesis: the mime.
“Pickles for President!”
“Campaigning for your Cat?”
“I rule here!”
“Take a bath.”
Cats picketing laser factory scattered by red dots
“I wore your spacesuit today.”
“That’s creepy, Mom”
Rabbit seeks new good luck charm after amputation.
“You don’t like me.”
The mimes rose up in protest… Silent protest.
Bingo the dog fights crime, injustice, and mailmen.
Female Klingon mask for sale. Never been used.
“Ok, Brad, be self-conscious- Wait… I mean… self-confident…”
Scientist discovers life in teenage boy’s gym socks
“Let’s make like a banana and feed monkeys “
Politician indicted for stealing kisses from a baby.
Flashy, over-the-top gunman robs bakery, takes the cake.
Cow ordered beer. Wheat ordered milk and glared.