“I love her!” “The manakin?” “Her name’s Dolly!”
Genre: Comedy
He couldn’t believe how much cheese she ate.
Even the Choo-choo conductor couldn’t save their marriage.
“Gas leak?” “No, Bob ate too many beans.”
They kept arguing until the decision was moot.
His alibi was so embarrassing he pleaded guilty.
I like corn nuts and I cannot lie…
Reginald “Trigger Happy” Preston didn’t outlive the gunfight.
“It was just puppy love, not owner love.”
He gassed up with fruit, dairy, and beans.
“I want to apologize for the fake murder…”
“I want justice! Retribution! Revenge!” “I want candy.”
“Bless me father, I have sinned a lot.”
“And POOF he was gone!” “Magician?” “No. Ex-husband.”
“You walled off my room? Real subtle, Mom.”
“Your dress is lovely.” “Your tie is… loud.”
“My head hurts…” “Solving problems with it again?”
Cold pancakes… This couldn’t possibly be my fault.
“I can’t write a joke in eight words.”
“I’m just an anonymous corporate employee—” “Hi, Sarah!”