“Who’s got a case of the Mondays?” “Everyone.”
“You were right.” “I was left.” “Right again.”
He jumped into the pool of red Jello.
“Red rover, red rover, send communist canines over.”
“To Kill a Mocking Mammal” starred Batticus Pinch.
He was superior in everything but discussing feelings.
His advertising idea involved free money and hope.
He bellyflopped to impress her. Surprisingly, it worked.
They expelled him from the Order for chaos.
The man sold his sole to the demon.
The robots took over the World (Tiki Bar).
He wept very maturely for his lost popularity.
His research won an ignoble prize in stalking.
“Yogurt and pineapples. Didn’t wanna see those twice.”
“Pineapple time!” He yelled and danced with fruit.
The zombie dog was loyal long after death.
“The zombie doesn’t love you. I am certain.”
Count Cruller Bon Donuticca inspired many pastry myths.
“I love her!” “The manakin?” “Her name’s Dolly!”
He couldn’t believe how much cheese she ate.