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Genre: Comedy

12/03/2020

“Who’s got a case of the Mondays?”
“Everyone.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1433|permalink
12/01/2020

“You were right.”
“I was left.”
“Right again.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1431|permalink
11/28/2020

He jumped into the pool of red Jello.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1428|permalink
11/27/2020

“Red rover, red rover, send communist canines over.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1427|permalink
11/22/2020

“To Kill a Mocking Mammal” starred Batticus Pinch.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1422|permalink
11/20/2020

He was superior in everything but discussing feelings.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1420|permalink
11/16/2020

His advertising idea involved free money and hope.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1416|permalink
11/15/2020

He bellyflopped to impress her. Surprisingly, it worked.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1415|permalink
11/08/2020

They expelled him from the Order for chaos.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1408|permalink
11/06/2020

The man sold his sole to the demon.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1406|permalink
11/04/2020

The robots took over the World (Tiki Bar).

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1404|permalink
11/02/2020

He wept very maturely for his lost popularity.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1402|permalink
11/01/2020

His research won an ignoble prize in stalking.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1401|permalink
10/29/2020

“Yogurt and pineapples. Didn’t wanna see those twice.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1398|permalink
10/28/2020

“Pineapple time!” He yelled and danced with fruit.

#PineappleComics
by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1397|permalink
10/26/2020

The zombie dog was loyal long after death.

#zombies
by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1395|permalink
10/24/2020

“The zombie doesn’t love you. I am certain.”

#zombies
by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1393|permalink
10/20/2020

Count Cruller Bon Donuticca inspired many pastry myths.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1389|permalink
10/19/2020

“I love her!”
“The manakin?”
“Her name’s Dolly!”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1388|permalink
10/16/2020

He couldn’t believe how much cheese she ate.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1385|permalink

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