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Genre: Comedy

03/19/2018
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Even his biggest fan couldn’t overpower the smell.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j443|permalink
03/18/2018
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“Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Lather- Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh! My eye burns!”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j442|permalink
03/16/2018
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“You smell like flowers.”
“Preposterous! Flowers can’t smell.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j440|permalink
03/15/2018
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“You smell gross.”
“Thanks for the pep talk.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j439|permalink
03/14/2018
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Rover wagged his tail, vomited love and tacos.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j438|permalink
03/13/2018
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The dog barked longingly at the passing jet.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j437|permalink
03/10/2018
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For his daughter, he wore the tiara publicly.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j434|permalink
03/09/2018
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The cat purred despite Leon’s failure at life.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j433|permalink
03/08/2018
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Fred could not imagine a better imaginary friend.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j432|permalink
02/28/2018
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“Fire in a crowded theater!” He yelled expectantly.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j424|permalink
02/26/2018
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The cat and the canary were best friends.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j422|permalink
02/18/2018
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Mommy went away for the weekend. Daddy cried.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j414|permalink
02/10/2018
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The maid dumped the coffee and stormed out.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j406|permalink
02/08/2018
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He stifled his outrage. “Mimes shouldn’t be silenced.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j404|permalink
02/07/2018
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Playground name calling happened today at the UN.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j403|permalink
02/01/2018
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“Go to a hot place, you meany, you!”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j397|permalink
01/28/2018
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The suitcase exploded with dirty laundry and embarrassment.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j393|permalink
01/24/2018
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The children’s museum ended in tears. Daddy’s tears.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j389|permalink
01/21/2018
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The coffee spilled on her. No second date.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j386|permalink
01/18/2018
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“Spooky action at a distance explains my divorce.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j383|permalink

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