I cannot tell a lie. You smell awful.
Genre: Comedy
Professional golf shoes for sale. Never been used.
Brad is a duplicitous jerk. Got elected anyway.
After interview, noticed stain. Mom declined my application
Great ideas happen in the shower. Laptop disagreed.
“The universe is expanding!”
“That explains my waistline.”
The baby slept until his mother laid down.
The 80’s called they want their reputation back.
“The fashion police from 1870 called for you.”
Monster seeking woman for friendship followed by dinner.
“A gimp walked into a-”
“This joke’s lame.”
Officer Grimsby charged the existential chicken with jaywalking.
“Mom called you a superhero.”
“Really?”
“Super Pooper.”
“What up fly skillet fries homey?”
“Nothing… Dad…”
Phil won the L. James Doofus award, unironically.
“Captain Accounts Payable, putting the ‘fun’ in ‘fungible’.”
“I’m Captain Affable!”
“I still don’t like you.”
“The Wolf of Walmart!”
“That’s a terrible title.”
I had to dig my own man cave.
“History repeats itself,” the history professor said again.