He fell to his knees, offering his blade
The dragon looked nervous. “Exhibit A: burnt village.”
The stone rolled down again. “Good job, Sysiphus”
Pirates attack, I draw sword and keep treasure.
“I will help with my Mystical Accounting Powers!”
Skullcrusher wept before the girl who knew him.
The knight rode into the sunset and burned.
The dragon smoked… and died of lung cancer.
The dragon licked his lips. “Gold never hurt…”
The magician made his wife and daughter disappear.
He lost his father’s sword in a stone.
She retconned him into being her Prince Charming.
The genie offered to take the wish back.
The convention of mythical creatures ended with paparazzi.
In a fit of jealousy, Pegasus trampled Bigfoot.
The blacksmith wept as he shoed the Unicorn.
The enormous dragon bent low, “As you wish.”
The half-elf swore under his breath.