The robot killed its master and wept bitterly.
It made the Kessel run in 120 parsecs.
He brokered a trade: spam for intergalactic travel.
“Braaains,” he said though he couldn’t remember why.
The dog happily returned with the zombie’s forearm
In that moment, justice wavered like Schrödinger’s cat.
Sam fought aliens to free the aliens’ homeland.
The man disengaged and became a genuine robot
The robot longed to be a real man.
The puppet longed to be a real robot.
The robot creaked forward, “Know a good mechanic?”
Fourth law of robotics: ignore first three laws.
George landed on the moon inside his room.
My paradise deteriorated due to lack of maintenance.
The maladroit droid wasn’t welcome at the hospital.
His spacesuit didn’t fit. The breech didn’t care.
His heart bled for her favorite ritual sacrifice
She blinked vertically.
“New to Earth?”
The alien coughed on her. “Oops, super plague.”
Robots will take our jobs… and tax burden.