This Terminator ate ice cream and watched Teletubbies.
Genre: Science Fiction
“The zombie apocalypse happened.”
“Five more minutes, Mom.”
He pulled at the thread, unraveling his mind.
Steeling his courage, the villain took a bath.
“That werewolf thing isn’t contagious. Right, Jim? JIM?!?”
Evil robot destroys United States. Amish vindicated.
The navigator landed on the wrong planet…again.
The undead woman watched reality television and Friends.
Watch out! Zombie nutritionist! “Grains,” it said, “Graaains!”
“Giant gas ball…” ”That’s Sun to you, Mars.”
The Galmorean sneezed and destroyed a thousand galaxies.
Time-traveling grammar nazi couldn’t abide the future tense.
The aliens bowed to our leaders, the cats.
“What stinks?”
“Ship’s methane scrubbers can’t handle Bob.”
In space, no one can hear you fart.
“Sir$#44; aliens’ll only talk to Snooki or J-woww.”
“The aliens think our landfills are sentient lifeforms.”
The aliens landed in New Jersey, then left.
“When I was your age, snowflakes were unique!”
The remaining trees whispered of the lumberjack’s betrayal.