His heart bled for her favorite ritual sacrifice
She blinked vertically.
“New to Earth?”
The alien coughed on her. “Oops, super plague.”
Robots will take our jobs… and tax burden.
He watched his own funeral procession and smiled.
Igor swallowed. “Lavender brings out your eyes, Master.”
The puppet looked straight at him and laughed.
“What’re you the president of mars?”
The zombie sniffed his brain. “…No, thank you.”
This Terminator ate ice cream and watched Teletubbies.
“The zombie apocalypse happened.”
“Five more minutes, Mom.”
He pulled at the thread, unraveling his mind.
Steeling his courage, the villain took a bath.
“That werewolf thing isn’t contagious. Right, Jim? JIM?!?”
Evil robot destroys United States. Amish vindicated.
The navigator landed on the wrong planet…again.
The undead woman watched reality television and Friends.
Watch out! Zombie nutritionist! “Grains,” it said, “Graaains!”
“Giant gas ball…” ”That’s Sun to you, Mars.”
The Galmorean sneezed and destroyed a thousand galaxies.