Sam fought aliens to free the aliens’ homeland.
The man disengaged and became a genuine robot
The robot longed to be a real man.
The puppet longed to be a real robot.
The robot creaked forward, “Know a good mechanic?”
Fourth law of robotics: ignore first three laws.
George landed on the moon inside his room.
My paradise deteriorated due to lack of maintenance.
The maladroit droid wasn’t welcome at the hospital.
His spacesuit didn’t fit. The breech didn’t care.
His heart bled for her favorite ritual sacrifice
She blinked vertically.
“New to Earth?”
The alien coughed on her. “Oops, super plague.”
Robots will take our jobs… and tax burden.
He watched his own funeral procession and smiled.
Igor swallowed. “Lavender brings out your eyes, Master.”
The puppet looked straight at him and laughed.
“What’re you the president of mars?”
The zombie sniffed his brain. “…No, thank you.”
This Terminator ate ice cream and watched Teletubbies.