Captain Emergency’s nemesis was the evil Mr. Mundane.
Commander Just-ish found loop holes more than villains.
Captain Hypocrite did what he said he would.
Ironically, the zombie gained superpowers eating Batman’s brain.
Captain Awesome fought Dr. Malicious for the nachos.
Captain Awesome got his name by sheer accident.
Captain Awesome saved Gusto from unemployment and uselessness.
Gusto saved Captain Awesome most of the time.
Gusto and Captain Awesome grew large beer bellies.
Captain Awesome ate his food with Gusto Stevens.
Captain Awesome’s name seemed ironic to his wife.
Captain Awesome never vacuumed or did the dishes.
The baby cried when she picked up Daddy.
He believed himself heroic, but was the villain.
The heroes saved the world from imaginary doom.
The invulnerable superhero team dissolved over pizza toppings.
Captain Stretchy reached for her heart and missed.
The man in the Superman shirt did nothing.
Batman arrived in jammies ready to fight bedtime.
Captain Ambiguity saved the victim and the villain.