The cat and the canary were best friends.
The dog went hoarse barking at the cow.
Her careful words left no room for him
He flipped the car, walked away. She didn’t.
If only she could see my desperate love.
Her Adonis was breathtakingly handsome and rather dull.
His Aphrodite wandered from him like her namesake.
She wouldn’t listen to his foolishness any longer.
Mommy went away for the weekend. Daddy cried.
The elderly, demented wizard mumbled a confusion spell.
The sorcerer’s apprentice turned himself into a frog.
She loved him not when he was here.
She loved him least when he came back
She loved him most when he walked away.
“I do not love you, Sarah,” he lied.
Though it was Easter, she wouldn’t rise again.
The maid dumped the coffee and stormed out.
The warrior bowed to his accuser, the king.
He stifled his outrage. “Mimes shouldn’t be silenced.”
Playground name calling happened today at the UN.