“That werewolf thing isn’t contagious. Right, Jim? JIM?!?”
Evil robot destroys United States. Amish vindicated.
“I rule here!”
“Take a bath.”
Cats picketing laser factory scattered by red dots
“I wore your spacesuit today.”
“That’s creepy, Mom”
Rabbit seeks new good luck charm after amputation.
“You don’t like me.”
The mimes rose up in protest… Silent protest.
Bingo the dog fights crime, injustice, and mailmen.
Female Klingon mask for sale. Never been used.
“Ok, Brad, be self-conscious- Wait… I mean… self-confident…”
Scientist discovers life in teenage boy’s gym socks
The navigator landed on the wrong planet…again.
Opposites attract until they collide and shatter… Painfully.
She sealed the envelope with a poisonous kiss.
“Let’s make like a banana and feed monkeys “
Politician indicted for stealing kisses from a baby.
Flashy, over-the-top gunman robs bakery, takes the cake.
Cow ordered beer. Wheat ordered milk and glared.
The undead woman watched reality television and Friends.