He recapped the syringe. “It’ll be over soon.”
The man threw a tantrum for his mother.
She sniffed, handed him shampoo and said, “Please.”
Devil lost soul in bet with a fool.
She danced away from him into another’s embrace.
“Sea Cow!”“That’s Manatee to you, jerk face.”
He joyously returned the sword to the stone.
He danced until they asked him to leave.
The mermaid gave up her world for him.
“Bacon is delicious.”
“But you’re a pig?”
“You look nervous.”
“I’M NOT NERVOUS!”
The time distortion caused awkward questions about paternity.
The princess lost her wings in a bet.
He arrived just as the last person left.
She changed yet again, but society wouldn’t stop.
The ninja screamed his displeasure at the mime.
He stopped writing because of a lack of
The lowest circle of hell holds pun tellers.
He fought his dragon to a stand still.
The dog planned his revenge on the vacuum.