Not even Conan O’Brien could stop these barbarians.
“Welcome to the circus!”
“Stupid, razzafrackin’ government job.”
All your problems will be solved if you-
He has a nose for danger. It’s pointy.
The grumpy cloud rained on their happy parade.
You should never say Yes until you know…
She blinked vertically.
“New to Earth?”
Table for one. Drinks for two. Missing you.
Locked chains. Underwater. Explosives. Evil madman. Normal day.
Hospitals need nurses but she couldn’t find work.
The alien coughed on her. “Oops, super plague.”
“She hates you”
“I never asked for more.”
“She never loved you.”
“That never really mattered.”
Gibberish is the soul of banana wisdom schrapnel.
“You can’t handle the truth.”
“Tell me lies.”
The children were laughing. Only they knew why.
She fell to the floor screaming, “NO NAP!”
Four men walked in. One man left alive.
Gadzooks wasn’t as surprising as his name suggested.