Everything was new after Dad’s amnesia came back.
The squirrel mowed down pedestrians in his dreams.
“‘Supercalafragalisticexpialadotious’ doesn’t describe the FAA’s feelings toward you.”
The monster leapt from the closet and… danced.
The baby slept until his mother laid down.
Red lips, purple nails, blue hair: daughter’s boyfriend.
King Harold the Eviscerator wore pink. None complained.
Poop smeared walls. Helper monkey not so “helpful.”
“Mars, stay away from Earth. She’s people infested.”
Dinner didn’t agree with him… about being eaten