“…a face not even a mother would love.”
The icon bounced oblivious to the user’s anger.
She forgave him even for his flamboyant wardrobe.
His love overcame a nation’s anger and hate.
“What’s the story, Morning Gl—gehhh you’re choking me.”
He dragged her down into his lonely despair.
“The cheese wagon commeth!” “The school bus?” “Nope!”
“We come in peace.” “You’ll leave in pieces.”
The gorilla signed for a cheeseburger and fries.
The robot contemplated for a nanosecond before acting.
The high schooler won states, lost at life.
He never knew when the bottom dropped out.
He played chess, but she played galactic domination.
He played checkers, but she was playing chess.
“What’s going down, yo?” “Your likability rating, Sir.”
“What’s up, yo?” “Not my opinion of you.”
“Hello, Gorgeous.” “I prefer ‘Hello, aesthetically pleasing dude.'”
“Latest health craze? Arsenic. You’ll shed pounds instantly!”
If a tree kills you in a forest…
The ship commemorating the Titanic’s inaugural voyage sunk.