He told so many lies they became truth.
The butcher, baker, and candlestick maker were landlubbers.
“Massacre!” The Donutian ambassador cried, seeing empty boxes.
Human-Donutian relations turned sour at the breakfast table.
It turns out the Donutians are all humanivores.
The Donutians charged the human baker with genocide.
The ambassador salivated as he met the Donutians.
If you give an alien an anchovy, beware.
The alien used semaphore to signal Earth’s destruction.
“I’m right”
“She’s left you.”
“I’m right.”
“So?”
Earth’s pop songs were considered acts of war
She only loved things that didn’t love back.
“Well, Arthur, this table’s more rectangular than round…”
He could not spare another thought of her.
Infamously, she conquered armies, countries, worlds and hearts.
His rage was only matched by his vindictiveness.
Her pettiness was only matched by her beauty.
She flew above storms. He flew into them.
“Some decades are worse than others.”
“—Days?”
“No.”
He flew off the handle of the plane.