He jumped into the pool of red Jello.
“Red rover, red rover, send communist canines over.”
“Hide and seek isn’t fun when you’re omniscient”
Unicorns really did call each other alliterative names.
He kicked the end-table out from under himself.
“Oh!” the alien said, “You mouse. Me cat.”
“To Kill a Mocking Mammal” starred Batticus Pinch.
The ruler had every empty thing he wanted.
He was superior in everything but discussing feelings.
The baby would laugh whenever his mother cried.
If I understood her, I’d love her less.
She left her slipper, but not her heart.
His advertising idea involved free money and hope.
He bellyflopped to impress her. Surprisingly, it worked.
He knew she lied, but believed her anyway.
The ghost possessed the robot, faking independent thought.
Gibberish was his native tongue and preferred language.
The befuddled ghost haunted his lover’s ex-housekeeper’s cousin.
The leprechaun returned to a pot of silver…
He could not fathom the dolphin’s murky depths.