The monarch of Praxis V ate Praxis VI.
The Venetians weren’t happy being known for blinds.
The spaceship landed in a cornfield’s baseball diamond.
The intergalactic starship arrived in the child’s bedroom.
The time traveler was never late for dinner.
The time warp began just after it ended.
The way to his heart was through stomachs.
“Hey Pretty Lady, What time is it?”
In an alternate dimension, he finally found love.
He never really understood why she loved him.
She romanced the pants right off of him.
Somehow, the laundromat wouldn’t let him wash cash.
From May to September he romanced elderly women.
“It’s really smoke and mirrors,” the magician said.
The magic show was really just an illusion.
The sad dinosaur longed to become a bird.
He wanted nothing more than seeing her demise.
His love for her drowned in his hate.
Drinking with the dog home is still alone.
The thief stole her heart and sold it.