“Mom loves you very much.” “What about you?”
“Sometimes I leave the seat up for fun.”
He followed the clues to his utter doom.
The disintegration ray somehow worked on his marriage.
He diffused bombs, but died of a papercut.
He got emotional when she burned the burgers.
The senate hired a dictator to make decisions.
The blood from his boots speckled the carpet.
She got gas, but he already had gas.
He smiled the last time at his divorce.
She smiled the last time at her wedding.
His stuffiness heralded a long and fruitless marriage.
Captain Stretchy reached for her heart and missed.
“You did the dishes?” “Yup.” “Who are you?”
Little green riding hood visited her grandfather bear.
The Wild West show featured aliens for “spice”.
“I will be free from—” “Odor? Yes, please.”
“Dance!” the alien yelled and clapped his tentacles.
“Go West, young man.” “Go East, Old Dude.”
“Baby, we go together like pineapple and pizza.”