All the tree wanted was to dance freely.
I was drafted into the dance fight army.
The hungry bear made chili with the campers.
“Table for two… sorry… I meant for one…”
The sporting event was more important than life.
“You’re a loser.” “Good come back… errr… Winner.”
The burglar didn’t see the old lady’s gun.
Captain Ambiguity saved the victim and the villain.
“‘Water Guy’ just doesn’t sound all that heroic.”
The man lost in the game of operation.
He was completely correct, but it didn’t matter.
“Welcome to the Love Wagon…” “That’s a scooter.”
“Did it hurt when—” “I kicked you?” “Owwww…”
“What’s a girl like—” “Lookin’ for you.” *PUNCH*
“Do your feet hurt?” “Your ego’s about to.”
He and the public lost interest in him.
The kids show star died elderly and alone.
The drag race was different than he’d thought.
He’s the alpha male of the zombie horde.
His popularity waned along with his bank account.