The man accepted her advances on his salary.
“You ever think a guy like me—”
“No.”
“That pig just flew!”
“Still won’t date you.”
“What flies when we’re together?”
“Absolutely nothing.”
“Sparks!”
“Pool starts with P, though.”
“Peeing’s still unacceptable!”
She married chocolate cake, but it didn’t last.
“I love you…”
“Stop whispering to the Doritos!”
“King and Country!”
“You mean money and power?”
Water and Air had quite a whirlwind courtship.
Elizabeth the dragon did not cotton to “Betty.”
His definition of “innocent kiss” ended their relationship.
“No monsters, but there are skeletons in here.”
He ate breakfast for lunch like a monster.
“Grown men don’t just say their motions.”
“Nod.”
“Immaturity is your way of life.”
*armpit noise*
“Confucius did not say, ‘Shut your pie hole.’”
Even if you hear music, sometimes dancers’re mad.
“Cloud storage is not another name for heaven.”
He uploaded his consciousness to a faulty drive.
“Peer pressure also stops people from getting murdery.”