“The magic word’s ‘Isle-pay’.” “Wanna get dinner, isle-pay?”
“I once fell in love with a shrubbery.”
“My mother-in-law must be from an exoplanet then.”
“Our kids are definitely from somewhere beyond Pluto.”
“Yes. And my wife is literally from Venus.”
“No, really, my husband is literally from Mars.”
“Alien life forms found in your family, Sir.”
I forgot my Math homework. The trains crashed.
Red nose. Big feet. Clown suite. Prom Date.
“You could’ve told me I looked like Elmo.”
“I wanted to be taken seriously!” “As Elmo?”
“That joke’s pretty cheesy.” “Your Dad’s cheesy!” “True.”
One upon a time, he died. The end.
Basher did not live up to his namesake.
Joy did not live up to her namesake.
The kinder egg lacked all evidence of kindness.
He ran away from everything that loved him.
The spaceship drifted away from the unconscious astronaut.
The carnies were the only family he had.
He did not properly prepare for her debut.