“Can I help you?”
“Got a psychiatric degree?”
The monster crunched the bones. “Ewww a tendon!”
The last starship set out for greener worlds.
The sick girl left school for the concert.
The man pleaded innocence then did it again
He lost his only friend to her maturity.
“I love you, Sarah.”
“I loved you… once.”
Flash ran for his life (from the police)
“I’m gonna hurl.”
“Bad food?”
“The kids-movie acting”
“I don’t take orders!”
*Stern look*
“Sorry, Mom.”
Werewolf young are most often raised by wolves.
Captain Awesome Sauce left much to be desired.
He enjoyed discount Fugu just the one time.
The four-leaf clover got picked. Not so lucky.
The alien wept for her future human butler
“A horse walks into a bar—”
“Just no.”
“The depth of your stupidity astounds me.”
“Nah-uhhh.”
“All my personalities are one”
“…One crazy person.”
Young woman brought home a vampire. Parents horrified.