The wild wildebeest bewildered the other wild beasts.
“Pirate vs. Ninja. Who’d win?”
“Pirates be awesomer.”
“Most people stop shaving in winter.”
“I’m countercultural.”
“Your English accent stinks.”
“I’m Australian, dumb American.”
“Sherlock Holmes’s a fake!”
“Calm down Mr. Moriarty.”
The unsuited astronaut went for an unscheduled walk.
Her hair slithered toward his stony, chiseled face.
She winced when he did “break a leg”
“Like Impressions?” The duck barked into the microphone
The donkey outwitted the king far too easily.
“Mom, Dad just showed me real life Frogger!”
He danced until the audience left the theater.
“Ninja vs Vampire. Who’d win?”
“Ninja. Vampires suck.”
The Yeti smiled. “I don’t think you’re imaginary.”
A prince arrived but couldn’t wake sleeping beauty.
“Ninja Bob” didn’t live up to either name.
The alien smiled at the cowboy. “Howdy, Partner.”
“These eggs just won’t crack!”
“Those’re golf balls.”
She touched his head, yelled “Goose!” and ran.
“Steve’s responsible!”
“Steve’s imaginary.”
“I imagine he’s responsible.”