He could not ever let her imperfections rest.
He shared intimate details with the PA system.
The championship team lost to the playground team.
She fell asleep as he breathed his last.
The crab’s spaceship landed in ye olde bay.
“I love you more than marmalade!”
“Thanks… Toast…”
“To have loved and lost is—”
“Really sucky.”
His love came fast and left rather furious.
She sang like a bird… a dying bird…
“Very few people know how to properly cabbage-patch”
Sharon “Wrecking Ball” Jones swung into their marriage.
The mannequin felt everyone was staring at him.
The donkey hee-hawed its way into television deals.
“I’m ashamed to say I do have cooties.”
They eagerly agreed on the boy’s death sentence.
The Senate couldn’t agree on the shed’s color.
“I fight for falsehood, injustice, and prepackaged Twinkies!”
“I fight for truth, justice, and prepackaged Twinkies!”
Captain Awesome wasn’t called that by his family.
“Mom, seriously. ‘Cheerios’ do not make you British.”