The moon rose in triumph over the sun.
“Zombies are helpless against my web development skills.”
The ants took his home piece by piece.
“I have no idea what to say.”
“Typical.”
He got elected again despite being entirely competent.
“Those aren’t a million blossoms. They’re spider eggs.”
The snow globe girl held a snow globe.
“…looks delicious on you.” He licked his lips.
She screamed for her life. She’s still screaming.
The monster used his wealth against her health.
A thousand worlds turned upon the verdict: Innocent.
“Here’s my autobiography!”
“You’re seven.”
“What a ride!”
“I simply LOVE that skin you’re in now.”
His spaceship landed on the sun just once.
His reputation was made by a lying fool.
He sneezed himself into a new dimension… again.
He failed to save her. She saved him.
“Ninja vs. Clown. Who’d win?”
“Scary over stealth.”
He followed his heart to his utter ruin.
The child grew until he blocked the stars.