He could never win at the quiet game.
She had no time for his corny love.
“3:15”
“Ha! I got the time of day!”
She found his heart and stabbed it good.
She could not find it despite looking nowhere.
They fought over every single nothing they could.
The Watergate-salad-gate scandal involved covering up a picnic.
“He cares about plants over people.”
“Tree hugger.”
The town of Queso was full of cheese.
He married an alien and moved to Missouri.
Vapid. Nonsensical. Foolish. Unforgiving. Wife says about me.
His characters were more interesting than he was.
“No, I really did have my ears lowered.”
He thought he was in musicals but wasn’t.
The barnyard police officers were in fact pigs
No one was surprised by the politician’s whining.
The immaturity of politicians astounded the voting populace.
The adults in the situation acted like children.
He intentionally woke the soundly sleeping baby doll.
“Ice cream is a dish best served cold.”