Batman arrived in jammies ready to fight bedtime.
The forty year old man called his Mommy.
“You’re rubber I’m glue, anything you say… wait.”
“Hemorrhoid off the port bow!” “You mean asteroid?”
Love would win, though it seemed to lose.
No matter what, he couldn’t appease her frustration.
She thought her marriage was fine till today.
“The dinosaurs are zombies?” “Yes.” “That’s awesome!” “No.”
“My dreams’re filled with zombie dinosaurs” “Nightmares?” “No.”
“You’re so gullible.” “Do you really think so?”
“I lied. I’m really, really rich.” “Really?!?!” “No.”
“Hello, George, my love.” “My real name’s Harvey.”
“I’m your daughter.” “But… you cleaned your room?”
The T-Rex stomped the zombies till it feasted.
The zombies pressed forward despite the squirrel hordes.
The cat rubbed up against his total indifference.
He played games to hide his self loathing.
The reactor clunked into life before it exploded.
She believed in him more than he deserved.
He jumped between the robot and the EMP.