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Zombhard run last news paper of apocalypse
08/10/2022

Kids reminded him of what he lost: Quiet.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2048|permalink
08/09/2022

His campaign limped along on ego and hubris.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2047|permalink
08/08/2022

“With support from friends, both imaginary and otherwise…”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2046|permalink
08/07/2022

“Imaginary friends do too count!”
“But you’re thirty-seven!”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2045|permalink
08/06/2022

During harvest moons vampires and werewolves work together.

by John Rhea|Genre: Fantasy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2044|permalink
08/05/2022

The vampire hid his love for red jello.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2043|permalink
08/04/2022

“I’d like to donate my body to SCIENCE!”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2042|permalink
08/03/2022

“I often beat jokes til they’re lame.”
“Yup…”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2041|permalink
08/02/2022

“Oh, the humanities!”
“That joke was funny… once.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2040|permalink
08/01/2022

The alien invasion ended with a whimper, humanity’s.

by John Rhea|Genre: Science Fiction|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2039|permalink
07/31/2022

The aliens conquered via bureaucracy and precision ineptitude.

by John Rhea|Genre: Science Fiction|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2038|permalink
07/30/2022

His naked resolve was rather unbecoming in daylight.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2037|permalink
07/29/2022

The sci-fi author wouldn’t believe aliens were real.

by John Rhea|Genre: Science Fiction|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2036|permalink
07/28/2022

“Mom, yo-papa jokes aren’t really a thing.”
“Yet!”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2035|permalink
07/27/2022

“Then what does ‘friends with benefits’ mean, Dad?”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2034|permalink
07/26/2022

The alien smirked and served the human brisket.

by John Rhea|Genre: Science Fiction|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2033|permalink
07/25/2022

The potatoes heard about French fries and revolted.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2032|permalink
07/24/2022

“Babies are malevolent demons!”
“You’ve met my son?”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2031|permalink
07/23/2022

“‘Danger’ is my middle name.”
“It’s not ‘Clarence’?”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2030|permalink
07/22/2022

The mouse, duck, and dog conquered all media.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2029|permalink

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