“I love her!” “The manakin?” “Her name’s Dolly!”
Author: John Rhea
Zombhard run last news paper of apocalypse
His secret ingredients were sugar, love, and arsenic.
The mail delivery brought love, connection, and anthrax.
He couldn’t believe how much cheese she ate.
The recital was briefly interrupted by alien invasion.
He was far less than what she needed.
He was not what she thought he was.
Even the Choo-choo conductor couldn’t save their marriage.
The language barrier actually did stop their love.
“Gas leak?” “No, Bob ate too many beans.”
The sick man winked and accepted the money.
They kept arguing until the decision was moot.
The snow slowed everything but his sliding tires.
Captain Emergency’s nemesis was the evil Mr. Mundane.
His alibi was so embarrassing he pleaded guilty.
Her magic took his breath away, quite literally.
The unicorn thought, therefore, by Descartes, she was.
I like corn nuts and I cannot lie…
Reginald “Trigger Happy” Preston didn’t outlive the gunfight.
She disowned him rather than reveal her sin.