Captain Awesome fought Dr. Malicious for the nachos.
Author: John Rhea
Zombhard run last news paper of apocalypse
The football star did ballet to prove herself.
Captain Awesome got his name by sheer accident.
Captain Awesome saved Gusto from unemployment and uselessness.
Gusto saved Captain Awesome most of the time.
Gusto and Captain Awesome grew large beer bellies.
Captain Awesome ate his food with Gusto Stevens.
Captain Awesome’s name seemed ironic to his wife.
Captain Awesome never vacuumed or did the dishes.
The pineapple’s friends didn’t explain fashion to him.
The baby cried when she picked up Daddy.
He believed himself heroic, but was the villain.
The heroes saved the world from imaginary doom.
His hopes and dreams were crushed by apathy.
“Intergalactic Space Monkeys from Mars!” “How’re they ‘intergalactic’?”
“I like the color.” “I like the price.”
He packed his regrets and left, making more.
“That celebrates oppression and abuse.” “But it’s pretty…”
“We’ve got a problem. The zombies can fly.”
The dragon growled at the dinosaur, “Hey, Cuz.”