“I believe this is your slobbery, stuffed elephant.”
Author: John Rhea
Zombhard run last news paper of apocalypse
“Great news! My mother can stay even longer!”
“Someday… I’ll find love.” “It’s standing right here.”
The bear danced to the man’s heart beat
The liar said he wouldn’t help the man.
The man in the Superman shirt did nothing.
Batman arrived in jammies ready to fight bedtime.
The forty year old man called his Mommy.
“You’re rubber I’m glue, anything you say… wait.”
“Hemorrhoid off the port bow!” “You mean asteroid?”
Love would win, though it seemed to lose.
No matter what, he couldn’t appease her frustration.
She thought her marriage was fine till today.
“The dinosaurs are zombies?” “Yes.” “That’s awesome!” “No.”
“My dreams’re filled with zombie dinosaurs” “Nightmares?” “No.”
“You’re so gullible.” “Do you really think so?”
“I lied. I’m really, really rich.” “Really?!?!” “No.”
“Hello, George, my love.” “My real name’s Harvey.”
“I’m your daughter.” “But… you cleaned your room?”
The T-Rex stomped the zombies till it feasted.