His fatherhood ended abruptly well before he wanted.
The aliens bled soda. We conquered them quickly.
“‘Raiding the pantry’ is rather different for cockroaches.”
He got a bit murdery with his plan.
In rematch turtle’s arrogance cost him the victory.
The turtle’s victory lap took quite a while.
The fourth little pig lived in a tank.
He accidentally patterned his life after King Lear.
He left his wife for a Greek yogurt.
Wilbur Wright’s flying pig still wasn’t taken seriously.
“It’s so hard to be loved by everyone.”
Cup-o-noodles was his only friend… till after dinner…
The hamster and the gerbil plotted galactic revenge.
She was so right that he left her.
He sat miserably amidst his own birthday party.
He sunk his teeth in the local bay.
She forced on him what’s best for him.
The robot found life as its battery died.
“While you’re playing games, my virtual world’s dying!”
She had no silver bullet for her werewolf.