His foolish anger outweighed his sense just once.
Author: John Rhea
Zombhard run last news paper of apocalypse
“You thought a jellyfish sandwich would be tasty?”
His overacted death scene went unheard in space.
The rather confused cat barked all night long.
“Zombies’re attacking the building!” “Nope. Just office workers.”
His best day didn’t eclipse her bad day.
The leprechaun was a fairy kingdom double agent.
He categorically denied the positive reports about himself.
“I’d like to confess…” “Okay…” “to loving you.”
“I’m sure birds also really hate glass ceilings.”
All the tree wanted was to dance freely.
I was drafted into the dance fight army.
The hungry bear made chili with the campers.
“Table for two… sorry… I meant for one…”
The sporting event was more important than life.
“You’re a loser.” “Good come back… errr… Winner.”
The burglar didn’t see the old lady’s gun.
Captain Ambiguity saved the victim and the villain.
“‘Water Guy’ just doesn’t sound all that heroic.”
The man lost in the game of operation.