“I’m Captain Dirigible!”
“Why?”
“I like saying ‘dirigible’”
Author: John Rhea
Zombhard run last news paper of apocalypse
“Your ‘dirigible heist plan’ lacks the requisite dirigible.”
The train was late; the heist failed early.
“Stop asking ‘what could go wrong?’”
“What—”
“Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!”
“The next innovation in corporate advertising: branded coffins!”
She was victorious. Embarrassingly so. Still he whined.
In efforts to prove her wrong, he failed.
He held her during her surprise party heart-attack.
Few aliens want to return after abducting Earthlings.
With angry words she saved his “worthless” life.
Their unconventional family loved each other rather unconventionally.
He loved her even though she was unbearable.
Scrooge and the Grinch enjoyed each other’s grousing.
He built an interdimensional gateway out of blocks.
“The zombies are ruining our Christmas!”
“Ya think?”
The zombies got to Santa, then every child…
His toothache caused her considerable pain and anguish.
She loved beyond her bounds and her sanity.
Aliens used Tindr like it was Uber Eats.
Humans learned they’re the alien equivalent of rats.