Red nose. Big feet. Clown suite. Prom Date.
Author: John Rhea
Zombhard run last news paper of apocalypse
“You could’ve told me I looked like Elmo.”
“I wanted to be taken seriously!” “As Elmo?”
“That joke’s pretty cheesy.” “Your Dad’s cheesy!” “True.”
One upon a time, he died. The end.
Basher did not live up to his namesake.
Joy did not live up to her namesake.
The kinder egg lacked all evidence of kindness.
He ran away from everything that loved him.
The spaceship drifted away from the unconscious astronaut.
The carnies were the only family he had.
He did not properly prepare for her debut.
He loved fruit snacks and still got scurvy.
She couldn’t believe it could happen to him.
His daughter fabricated the monsters in her closet
The poorly written show held his attention indefinitely.
The caterpillar wished he could be a cat.
The professor pontificated on life to his begonias.
The tail wagged the dog into the road.
The troll threw his potatoes at the sky.