His timing meant getting the joke days later.
Genre: Comedy
He arrived shortly after they left for good.
They drove and drove and drove and walked.
The blind man’s daughter always won I Spy.
“I love you more than knife itself,” -Fork
“What’re Greek Pirates called?”
“Jason and the Arrrgh-onauts”
His children remembered him as a cheese cutter.
“Give me liberty or give me dental benefits!”
“Someday you’ll forgive my binge watching.”
“Not today!”
He was impressed by her love for parasites.
The pudgy mouse ran up the alarm clock.
“Aren’t you the cutest wittle alie-gat—”
CHOMP! “No.”
“The cow jumped over the moooooooo-n!”
“Please stop.”
Beaver felt embarrassed whenever his Cousin Platypus visited.
“You love beating dead jokes till they’re lame.”
The stylist made his bed hair look natural.
“Your Mom is sexy.”
“Too much information, Dad.”
He broke his heart to save her head.
The sisters fought over who’d marry the loser.
My daughter claimed her hamster was naturally blonde.