He complained about her severe lack of complaints.
Genre: Comedy
The politician got into politics to kiss “Babes”
He reached the uncanny valley, but couldn’t cross.
Around the Capitol, Grover Cleveland was called “Boomerang”
The scaredy-cat and the chicken feared their friendship.
The jester touched the man and healed him.
The peasant bowed. “Lord, might we have cheese?”
She found zombies at the brain dead film.
“Yurt” camping is not different than tent camping.
“I couldn’t love you any less.” “Thanks, Mom.”
The steam punks sided with the preindustrial zombies.
“I bet Pandora’s box was an inside job.”
Child wakes up at 3am. Father becomes zombie.
“…a lunar lamp” “You mean lava lamp?” “No.”
The girl took a selfie with her zombie.
“Duck!” “Goose!” I yelled back as it hit.
Twiddle, twiddle, twiddle, twiddle-twiddle. Mind explodes! Twiddle twiddle.
“Your Mom told you to play in traffic?”
“How’re eyes ever bigger than a stomach, Mom?”
“I’ve gotta get gas.” “You don’t have enough?”