The giant dog thought he fit her lap.
Genre: Comedy
The cat strutted till he saw his shadow.
“He’ll never learn”
“‘He’s’ an Amoeba.”
“Yeah, so?”
She longed for an end to Bozo’s clowning.
“You can’t live on bread and circuses, Bubbles.”
The alien believed in humanity’s worth (as food)
“He flew a dragon?!?!?!?”
“No. Found a dragonfly.”
They fought like cats and dogs and alligators.
In the year of the dog, Fido absconded.
“Sugar was his downfall, well, her and Candy.”
She was noisier than a pack of dogs.
Her South American trip was a banana panorama.
“He’s called ‘Special K’ because he eats it.”
He was less OKcupid and more just OK.
He was jealous of the AI’s love poems.
The AI fell in love with his wife.
“It’s literary fiction.”
“Nothing happens!”
“That’s the point.”
“That’s the circle of life.”
“Ewwww. Gross, Mom.”
He took her hand in marriage appendage swapping.
“Aliens like to use Uranus as a latrine.”