He tossed the pizza dough at the assailant.
Genre: Comedy
The butcher, baker, and candlestick maker were landlubbers.
“I’m right”
“She’s left you.”
“I’m right.”
“So?”
“Well, Arthur, this table’s more rectangular than round…”
Infamously, she conquered armies, countries, worlds and hearts.
She flew above storms. He flew into them.
“Some decades are worse than others.”
“—Days?”
“No.”
He flew off the handle of the plane.
International politics and high school politics are indistinguishable.
The cowboy moved to India, was very confused.
Gerry Mander still somehow lost his first election.
“Have you cleaned your room?”
“Yes! …in 2012.”
“Speak now or forev—”
“Now! Now! Now! Now!”
“…hijinks ensued.”
“I hate when stoned jinx sue!”
“You called my 2020 predictions crazy!”
“They were.”
“Pinocchio’s lucky his pants did not catch fire.”
His nose was so long, Pinocchio teased him.
George fell in love with a mannequin… twice.
Humpty Dumpty sued Digital Underground over their dance.
The three blind mice sued the farmer’s wife.