The man accepted her advances on his salary.
Genre: Comedy
“You ever think a guy like me—”
“No.”
“That pig just flew!”
“Still won’t date you.”
“What flies when we’re together?”
“Absolutely nothing.”
“Sparks!”
“Pool starts with P, though.”
“Peeing’s still unacceptable!”
She married chocolate cake, but it didn’t last.
“I love you…”
“Stop whispering to the Doritos!”
Water and Air had quite a whirlwind courtship.
“No monsters, but there are skeletons in here.”
He ate breakfast for lunch like a monster.
“Grown men don’t just say their motions.”
“Nod.”
“Immaturity is your way of life.”
*armpit noise*
“Confucius did not say, ‘Shut your pie hole.’”
Even if you hear music, sometimes dancers’re mad.
“Cloud storage is not another name for heaven.”
“Peer pressure also stops people from getting murdery.”
“Your boss requires obedience!”
“My boss is stupid.”
“Yo mama so big she’s the bigger man.”
“Your robot sounds like a strangled oompah loompah”
The robot and baby collaborated on world domination.