The announcer called every child’s name for awards.
Genre: Comedy
Constance was physically unable to deal with Change.
The hook-handed man told a boring campfire story.
At the local zoo, he found his parents.
“Does this place smell bad?”
“No. It’s you.”
“Sherlock couldn’t find my glasses!”
“Check your face.”
The treehouse could not hold their pirate wealth.
“Lies. Lies. Lies. All lies!”
“Better. Half truths.”
“Ghengis Khan would have made a smaller mess.”
“Isn’t that a boxer?”
“Pugilist sounds more fancy-like.”
The cow turned to him, “I’m Vegan, you?”
“Why did the chicken cross the busy road?”
“‘Cool’ did come up and bite me once.”
He picked his nose, but not his friends’.
We called him “Flash,” not for his speed.
“Today will live in infanty!”
“Infamy?”
“Yeah. That.”
Why did the squirrel cross the road? Nuts.
“Time is no object”
“You mean ‘money’?”
“No.”
“How can you live like this?”
“Good pension.”
Multiple syllables, Multiple words. Devoid of acceptance. Nerds.