“Nine word stories are so much better they—”
The hardboiled detective realized he was sunny-side up.
“Don’t tell Line. His views are one sided.”
Snow White named the incompetent, eighth dwarf, Lousy.
“Welcome to Scurvy, Madam, the no fruit restaurant.”
The tiger could not change to zebra stripes.
Pete punched Repeat until he stopped copying him.
He twirled his mustache and saved the girl.
“A Warsaw jig isn’t the job he’s offering.”
“You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’?”
“Almost certainly, no.”
He took her trembling hand, “You like cheese?”
He fell head over heals for her car.
Colonel Monkeyface didn’t garner respect except from Simian.
He danced like a dryer on spin cycle.
“She said I smelled funny but wasn’t laughing…”
“Macaroni and Cheese won’t solve life’s problems, Bob.”
Ironing his birthday suit was a bad idea.
The pirate host reported the robbery to police.
“You smellin’ what I’m steppin’ in?”
“How canst I express mine love?”