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Genre: Comedy

06/28/2022

He tossed the pizza dough at the assailant.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2005|permalink
06/25/2022

The butcher, baker, and candlestick maker were landlubbers.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2002|permalink
06/17/2022

“I’m right”
“She’s left you.”
“I’m right.”
“So?”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1994|permalink
06/14/2022

“Well, Arthur, this table’s more rectangular than round…”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1991|permalink
06/12/2022

Infamously, she conquered armies, countries, worlds and hearts.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1989|permalink
06/09/2022

She flew above storms. He flew into them.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1986|permalink
06/08/2022

“Some decades are worse than others.”
“—Days?”
“No.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1985|permalink
06/07/2022

He flew off the handle of the plane.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1984|permalink
06/04/2022

International politics and high school politics are indistinguishable.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1981|permalink
06/03/2022

The cowboy moved to India, was very confused.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1980|permalink
06/02/2022

Gerry Mander still somehow lost his first election.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1979|permalink
06/01/2022

“Have you cleaned your room?”
“Yes! …in 2012.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1978|permalink
05/31/2022

“Speak now or forev—”
“Now! Now! Now! Now!”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1977|permalink
05/30/2022

“…hijinks ensued.”
“I hate when stoned jinx sue!”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1976|permalink
05/29/2022

“You called my 2020 predictions crazy!”
“They were.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1975|permalink
05/28/2022

“Pinocchio’s lucky his pants did not catch fire.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1974|permalink
05/27/2022

His nose was so long, Pinocchio teased him.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1973|permalink
05/26/2022

George fell in love with a mannequin… twice.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1972|permalink
05/24/2022

Humpty Dumpty sued Digital Underground over their dance.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1970|permalink
05/23/2022

The three blind mice sued the farmer’s wife.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1969|permalink

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