Double-O zero was as smart as he sounds.
The spy was a double agent against himself.
“How is that safe?”
“Oh, it really isn’t.”
“What more do you want?”
“Pasta-filled swimming pool.”
His pants turned out smarter than he was.
The intergalactic convention almost exclusively featured reality stars.
Unfortunately, the 33rd amendment was itself a pun.
The 32nd Amendment finally outlawed making terrible puns.
The teenage mutant ninja sting rays couldn’t stand.
The liger was as confused as the mule.
Hidden in that valley was not Ranch dressing.
The villain returned every wedgie upon their heads.
The hero’s speech made everyone feel incredibly awkward.
The villain finally realized other people are terrible.
She verbally shoved him into the fetal position.
Ding, dang, dung and dong fought over vowels.
“We can’t even measure that kind of crazy”
“You see the giant rabbit too, don’t you?”
Gerald the plant deeply loved Samantha the human.
Their torrid love affair petered out shortly thereafter.