“Stop asking ‘what could go wrong?’”
“What—”
“Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!”
Genre: Comedy
“The next innovation in corporate advertising: branded coffins!”
She was victorious. Embarrassingly so. Still he whined.
In efforts to prove her wrong, he failed.
He loved her even though she was unbearable.
Scrooge and the Grinch enjoyed each other’s grousing.
“The zombies are ruining our Christmas!”
“Ya think?”
The zombies got to Santa, then every child…
His toothache caused her considerable pain and anguish.
The elf landed the sleigh after Santa’s bender.
She worked against her own interests for him.
Their mutual destruction was something they agreed on.
“Easy mixup. Volleyball and chess are very similar…”
I’ve brought you here to discuss… calling shotgun.
The Department of Redundancy Removal found itself unnecessary.
“I cannot tell lies… twice in one town.”
Sir Laughalot was actually a rather taciturn person.
The human walked into the alien bar. “Ouch!”
“No, ‘Benedict Arnold Ponzi’ does not sound trustworthy.”
He joyfully gave all his money to Ponzi.