She really loved the way he’d gone away.
Genre: Comedy
“Forget adulthood, I’m still struggling with my childhood.”
“Someday my autograph’ll be worth millions!”
“Not today.”
The senator denounced the grammar of his opponent.
She left him. His “philanthropy” was actually philandering.
The weasel won the election with the gerrymander.
Gerard found his name and story wholly arbitrary.
His farts were the end of their relationship.
Her farts were the beginning of their relationship.
On the first school day he dropped out.
“The Winnowing!”
“…creepy name for picking dodgeball teams.”
He got stage fright after breaking his leg.
On the drivers education road test, he crashed.
“I hate your dress,” he said, but didn’t.
“I love your dress!” she said, but didn’t.
He broke both his legs on opening night.
“I’m a Time Cop.”
“You guard the clocktower.”
The cavalry arrived triumphantly at the wrong battle.
The “unicon” stabbed the fool through the wallet.
His wondrous fame only existed in his head.