He shared intimate details with the PA system.
Genre: Comedy
The championship team lost to the playground team.
The crab’s spaceship landed in ye olde bay.
“I love you more than marmalade!”
“Thanks… Toast…”
“To have loved and lost is—”
“Really sucky.”
She sang like a bird… a dying bird…
“Very few people know how to properly cabbage-patch”
Sharon “Wrecking Ball” Jones swung into their marriage.
The donkey hee-hawed its way into television deals.
“I’m ashamed to say I do have cooties.”
The Senate couldn’t agree on the shed’s color.
“Mom, seriously. ‘Cheerios’ do not make you British.”
His success came slower than his quick death.
“You saved the world?”
“Thank you’d be nice.”
His timing meant getting the joke days later.
He arrived shortly after they left for good.
They drove and drove and drove and walked.
The blind man’s daughter always won I Spy.
“I love you more than knife itself,” -Fork
“What’re Greek Pirates called?”
“Jason and the Arrrgh-onauts”