“No, I really did have my ears lowered.”
Genre: Comedy
He thought he was in musicals but wasn’t.
The barnyard police officers were in fact pigs
No one was surprised by the politician’s whining.
The immaturity of politicians astounded the voting populace.
He intentionally woke the soundly sleeping baby doll.
“Ice cream is a dish best served cold.”
The emperor hated elderly Sir Soggybottom’s “new” clothes.
Her wails became louder when no one noticed.
The dentist put extracted teeth under his pillow.
“Natural intelligence will never catch up,” AI chortled.
The wild fire raged, fanned by Frank’s farts.
“I’ve got six-pack abs.”
“Really?!?!”
“In the fridge.”
“The only shape he’s ever in is round.”
In space no one can hear you ever.
The aliens greeted humanity with an egregious fart.
In fact it was a pickled red herring.
“Help me help you!”
“By giving you money?”
“If only squirrels knew how much they’re loved!”
He lavished his love on an uncomprehending squirrel.