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Genre: Comedy

04/27/2023

Their torrid love affair began with canned cheese.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2308|permalink
04/26/2023

Their torrid love affair ended over canned meat.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2307|permalink
04/25/2023

“I love you more than life itself.”
“Samesies”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2306|permalink
04/24/2023

“We will virtually eat on this virtual Thanksgiving.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2305|permalink
04/23/2023

“Giblets and Spam wasn’t how I imagined Thanksgiving.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2304|permalink
04/22/2023

He lost his giblets along with his marbles.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2303|permalink
04/20/2023

The raccoon didn’t like “trash panda” very much.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2301|permalink
04/18/2023

The baby changed everything with her explosive poops.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2299|permalink
04/13/2023

Sampson would have loved the quarantine: no haircuts.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2294|permalink
04/12/2023

The day haircuts became the most dangerous choice…

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2293|permalink
04/11/2023

“If only my Mom would believe in me…”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2292|permalink
04/07/2023

“…can’t swim!” yelled Bob from the dunk tank.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2288|permalink
04/06/2023

His zombie bride loved him for his brains.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2287|permalink
03/31/2023

However, nobody else preferred Professor Pantaloons in jorts.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2281|permalink
03/30/2023

Oddly, Professor Pantaloons often preferred to wear jorts.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2280|permalink
03/29/2023

“Professor Pantaloons here, thought pants were rather unnecessary.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2279|permalink
03/28/2023

I was stalked by a pack of T-shirts.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2278|permalink
03/27/2023

“Noah, did you have to bring the skunks?”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2277|permalink
03/26/2023

“It’s not the pandemic. It’s your constant farting.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2276|permalink
03/25/2023

“People’ve always stayed six feet away from me.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2275|permalink

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