“I love your brave and inexplicable fashion choices…”
He couldn’t contain his disbelief. He told everyone.
Old Man Willowby’s ghost got away with it.
“Free samples does mean take all of them.”
His most embarrassing photo covered her room’s walls.
“The actual sword!”
“Used by actors… on stage…”
Iowa Smith wasn’t as popular as Mr. Jones.
The frog didn’t like seeing the dissection room.
“Your Father is like garlic: delicious and stinky.”
The UFO put Uncle Ed back pretty quick.
Hammer pants. Keytar. Vanilla Ice tattoo. Son’s girlfriend.
“Yeah, they’re awesome—”
“No! They rule…”
“No! Who wouldn’t buy Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels?”
“Okay, I’m calling this whole thing off!”
“Someday? Your prince came!”
“Toilet King ain’t him.”
The criminal murdered his steak in cold barbecue.
The detective could not find his own socks.
The hot air ballon ran for office again.
The man accepted her advances on his salary.
“You ever think a guy like me—”