The computer froze. “Should have vacationed in Tahiti.”
“Take me to your leader,” the Englishman said.
“What’s the biz, Liz?” “My name is Kate.”
George fell into a lost world of fashion.
“You’re always wrong.” “You always think you’re right.”
The senate’s first law was one disbanding themselves.
The ghost gave him a slimy wet willy.
“He calls clean energy the green power movement.”
“You thought puns were ‘totally appropriate’ in court?”
His change was her very cents of pride.
He couldn’t believe the price of parking violations.
His classmates knew him as Mr. Definitively Uncool.
“To be or not to be?” “Not. 3B.”
Sports ate my Dad’s brain before the apocalypse.
Like most fat, old guys, leprechauns are cranky.
“Zombies took over last night.” “Awwww, Man. Again?”
“Just so you know, your face’s very punchable.”
“…a face not even a mother would love.”
The icon bounced oblivious to the user’s anger.
She forgave him even for his flamboyant wardrobe.