The children screamed loudly and often, with delight.
Genre: Comedy
He could not understand her at all, ever.
“You look stressed out.” “Thanks… that totally helped.”
“Your Dad’s an alien?” “Yeah. He likes vegetables.”
“…Every breath you take, I’ll be watching ewe.”
“If I could turn back tiiii-iiime, I’d—” “Stop?”
“I’m guilty!” “You couldn’t possibly be. You’re rich.”
She graded her husband’s paper with malicious glee.
He fell asleep in the meeting. Got promoted.
“You thought that was embarrassing? Get ready.” “Daaaaaaadd!!!!”
“I like big putts and I cannot—” “Daaaaaadd!!!”
“Gary, Gary banana-fanna-faux Larry!” “You’re totally normal, Bob.”
Gary found mucho berry. Without Kindergarten, wasn’t share-y.
The rockstar was neither a rock nor celestial.
“You’re crabby,” the lobster said to his wife.
“I’d like to redo my first impression, please.”
“What’s up, doc?” “Blood pressure, cholesterol, and weight.”
The headless horseman ran around like a chicken.
He tripped on stage and broke a leg.
“Dollars to donuts—” “Delicious alchemy. Dollars into donuts.”