“I shall be henceforth known as Pudgy Fred!”
Major Ronald “Burger King” Sanders missed his calling.
The spy played I spy with the child.
“Hello, long lost friend.”
“Goodbye, finally found enemy.”
“May the farts be with you.”
“You don’t love me?”
“I love pudding cups.”
“The Ancient Sumerian rhymes in English?”
“Yes, nonsense poetry’s the key to ancient puzzles.”
She complained to her boss about the apocalypse.
“I wasn’t going to ask, but… which eyebrow?”
Death, taxes, and in-laws are the only constants.
The clown was the mastermind and the fool.
“He has not thought, who has not… thought…”
His hare died after he dyed his hare.
The hero’s pickle powers didn’t impress the ladies.
“Turns out Cupid is as blind as Justice.”
She would not listen until she was right.
Ironically, “Hairy” Barry was actually a bald rabbit.
Gary was wary that Sherry marry “Hairy” Barry.
She slipped into something more comfortable: a coma.