“I’m the very model of a modern—” “Dweeb?”
Genre: Comedy
The alien cloned itself to escape court system.
“Do robots dream of electric sheeple?” “Probably not.”
“That lady could sell death to a zombie.”
“Well, hello there, Smelly Kelly.” “Hello, Impotent Bob.”
“Mom loves you very much.” “What about you?”
He got emotional when she burned the burgers.
She got gas, but he already had gas.
“You did the dishes?” “Yup.” “Who are you?”
Little green riding hood visited her grandfather bear.
“I will be free from—” “Odor? Yes, please.”
“Go West, young man.” “Go East, Old Dude.”
“Baby, we go together like pineapple and pizza.”
“Marco!” “Polo!” “Was a jerk!” “So are you!”
“‘Let sleeping corporations lie’ is what happens generally.”
“The proverb should be let sleeping babies lie.”
“Someday I’m sure I’ll love again.” “Not today!”
The berserker stopped to smell the pink roses.
“Hold the crazy in till you get tenure.”
“There’s more to life than steak.” “There’s more!?!?!?”