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Genre: Comedy

12/26/2022

“I love your brave and inexplicable fashion choices…”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2186|permalink
12/24/2022

He couldn’t contain his disbelief. He told everyone.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2184|permalink
12/23/2022

Old Man Willowby’s ghost got away with it.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2183|permalink
12/22/2022

“Free samples does mean take all of them.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2182|permalink
12/21/2022

His most embarrassing photo covered her room’s walls.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2181|permalink
12/20/2022

“The actual sword!”
“Used by actors… on stage…”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2180|permalink
12/19/2022

Iowa Smith wasn’t as popular as Mr. Jones.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2179|permalink
12/17/2022

The frog didn’t like seeing the dissection room.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2177|permalink
12/16/2022

“Your Father is like garlic: delicious and stinky.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2176|permalink
12/15/2022

The UFO put Uncle Ed back pretty quick.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2175|permalink
12/14/2022

Hammer pants. Keytar. Vanilla Ice tattoo. Son’s girlfriend.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2174|permalink
12/13/2022

“Squirrels rule!”
“Yeah, they’re awesome—”
“No! They rule…”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2173|permalink
12/12/2022

“No! Who wouldn’t buy Teenage Mutant Ninja Squirrels?”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2172|permalink
12/11/2022

“Tomattahtoe.”
“Okay, I’m calling this whole thing off!”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2171|permalink
12/10/2022

“Someday? Your prince came!”
“Toilet King ain’t him.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2170|permalink
12/09/2022

The criminal murdered his steak in cold barbecue.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2169|permalink
12/08/2022

The detective could not find his own socks.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2168|permalink
12/07/2022

The hot air ballon ran for office again.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2167|permalink
12/06/2022

The man accepted her advances on his salary.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2166|permalink
12/05/2022

“You ever think a guy like me—”
“No.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j2165|permalink

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