Their torrid love affair began with canned cheese.
Genre: Comedy
Their torrid love affair ended over canned meat.
“I love you more than life itself.”
“Samesies”
“We will virtually eat on this virtual Thanksgiving.”
“Giblets and Spam wasn’t how I imagined Thanksgiving.”
He lost his giblets along with his marbles.
The raccoon didn’t like “trash panda” very much.
The baby changed everything with her explosive poops.
Sampson would have loved the quarantine: no haircuts.
The day haircuts became the most dangerous choice…
“If only my Mom would believe in me…”
“…can’t swim!” yelled Bob from the dunk tank.
His zombie bride loved him for his brains.
However, nobody else preferred Professor Pantaloons in jorts.
Oddly, Professor Pantaloons often preferred to wear jorts.
“Professor Pantaloons here, thought pants were rather unnecessary.”
I was stalked by a pack of T-shirts.
“Noah, did you have to bring the skunks?”
“It’s not the pandemic. It’s your constant farting.”
“People’ve always stayed six feet away from me.”