Eventually political imprisonment became just another popularity contest.
“You’re banished to Siberia!”
“You’re no Czar, Nicholas.”
The corporation denied being evil by redefining it.
The wounded duck asked for his Aflac bill.
They placed the priceless artifacts in the garbage.
Frank named his dog Beans. They were inseparable.
The dinosaur king watched the shooting star, shrugged
The assassin challenged her to a dance fight.
The ninja was really a dancer in disguise.
The miner married “Bunny” so she could dig.
The miser married Candy for her upholstery skills.
The diva’s laryngitis did not slow her demands.
“What’s his problem?”
“That’s a jerk chicken.”
Cats crashed the dog show with a mailman.
The baby bossed him around all night long.
“She’ll rue the day she called me respectable.”
He fell head over heels for her sister.
Five star service. Negative two star judgy atmosphere.
The review seemed ludicrous till we ate there.
The insane yelp review was actually insanely accurate.