She winced when he did “break a leg”
Genre: Comedy
“Like Impressions?” The duck barked into the microphone
“Mom, Dad just showed me real life Frogger!”
He danced until the audience left the theater.
“Ninja vs Vampire. Who’d win?”
“Ninja. Vampires suck.”
“Ninja Bob” didn’t live up to either name.
“These eggs just won’t crack!”
“Those’re golf balls.”
She touched his head, yelled “Goose!” and ran.
“Steve’s responsible!”
“Steve’s imaginary.”
“I imagine he’s responsible.”
He took the “or die trying” too literally.
He bought flowers to erase the unknown wrong.
“Nice tattoo! You must love penguins.”
“Not anymore.”
She smiled and gave him someone else’s number.
“Hellllooo, Dahli!”
“His excellency does not approve, Sir.”
“Herrrre’s Johnny!”
“Yup, that totally never gets old.”
“What’re you doing?”
“Nothing. Just planning your demise.”
The announcer called every child’s name for awards.
Constance was physically unable to deal with Change.
The hook-handed man told a boring campfire story.
At the local zoo, he found his parents.