“I wasn’t going to ask, but… which eyebrow?”
Genre: Comedy
Death, taxes, and in-laws are the only constants.
The clown was the mastermind and the fool.
“He has not thought, who has not… thought…”
His hare died after he dyed his hare.
The hero’s pickle powers didn’t impress the ladies.
“Turns out Cupid is as blind as Justice.”
She would not listen until she was right.
Ironically, “Hairy” Barry was actually a bald rabbit.
Gary was wary that Sherry marry “Hairy” Barry.
She slipped into something more comfortable: a coma.
“My mother’s stay doesn’t count as ‘home invasion.’”
The foreign secretary had a few domestic problems.
The senior citizen did not believe his junior.
“‘Blog’ sounds like you’re puking.”
“Word vomit’s right.”
“Can’t you fast-forward the ads?”
“These’re home movies.”
“Always bet on black!”
“This’s blackjack not roulette.”
“Your majesty’s umm… fly is… well, Sire, open.”
“That play… about architects and incest…”
“Edifice Rex?”
He took the stares and escalated their building.