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Genre: Comedy

04/15/2022

The human walked into the alien bar. “Ouch!”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1931|permalink
04/14/2022

“No, ‘Benedict Arnold Ponzi’ does not sound trustworthy.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1930|permalink
04/13/2022

He joyfully gave all his money to Ponzi.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1929|permalink
04/12/2022

Eventually political imprisonment became just another popularity contest.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1928|permalink
04/11/2022

“You’re banished to Siberia!”
“You’re no Czar, Nicholas.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1927|permalink
04/10/2022

The corporation denied being evil by redefining it.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1926|permalink
04/09/2022

The wounded duck asked for his Aflac bill.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1925|permalink
04/06/2022

They placed the priceless artifacts in the garbage.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1922|permalink
04/04/2022

Frank named his dog Beans. They were inseparable.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1920|permalink
04/03/2022

The dinosaur king watched the shooting star, shrugged

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1919|permalink
04/02/2022

The assassin challenged her to a dance fight.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1918|permalink
04/01/2022

The ninja was really a dancer in disguise.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1917|permalink
03/31/2022

The miner married “Bunny” so she could dig.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1916|permalink
03/30/2022

The miser married Candy for her upholstery skills.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1915|permalink
03/29/2022

The diva’s laryngitis did not slow her demands.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1914|permalink
03/26/2022

“Bawk-bawk-BAWK!!”
“What’s his problem?”
“That’s a jerk chicken.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1911|permalink
03/25/2022

Cats crashed the dog show with a mailman.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1910|permalink
03/24/2022

The baby bossed him around all night long.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1909|permalink
03/23/2022

“She’ll rue the day she called me respectable.”

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1908|permalink
03/21/2022

He fell head over heels for her sister.

by John Rhea|Genre: Comedy|Leave an 8 word Comment on j1906|permalink

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