They tied the knot that Hercules cut apart.
Genre: Fantasy
The swallowed man disagreed with the dragon vehemently.
The dragon ate anyone who disagreed with him.
Larry Leprechaun preferred to invest in silver pots.
“According to humanity’s literature, ‘ancient gods’ are troublesome.”
Jack’s beanstalk moved the Earth’s center of gravity.
“Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum I’m smelling more Frenchman than bloody Englishman.”
The dragon picked its teeth with a villager.
The unicorn farted rose petals in his face.
The wizard’s wand broke over his wife’s head.
Their family’s tripledemic was ugliness, stupidity, and hope.
Big foot shaved. Became an accountant in Peoria.
He believed in a love just like Narcissus’s.
Mermaids were tired of cleaning up after fish.
He found places to call home almost everywhere.
The wizard made everyone laugh at his jokes.
The wizard found himself lost in time cards.
The unicorns and the aliens have an understanding.
He imagined her dragons into his own reality.
Her throne was made of other’s abandoned dreams.