Prince charming was the old witch’s favorite pastime.
“Then the dish ran away with the fork.”
The baker couldn’t bake twenty-four blackbirds into anything.
The fairy could not iron his wife’s blouse.
“No. Unicorns are the Narwhal of the land.”
Queen Lionheart’s name didn’t match her unabashed ferocity.
King Lionheart had the soul of a coward.
The knights recruited the dragon into their cabal.
The dog waited expectantly at Medusa’s feet forever.
The power stone was flushed from his kidneys.
At the monster convention, Clowns were voted scariest.
The vampire worked very hard on being adorable.
The mummy/vampire war ended with embalming fluid.
The immature vampire sucked at life and comebacks.
“I can bear your foolishness no longer, Sire.”
The gray king banished color from his world.
“Hide and seek isn’t fun when you’re omniscient”
Unicorns really did call each other alliterative names.
She left her slipper, but not her heart.
The befuddled ghost haunted his lover’s ex-housekeeper’s cousin.