Few aliens want to return after abducting Earthlings.
Genre: Science Fiction
He built an interdimensional gateway out of blocks.
Aliens used Tindr like it was Uber Eats.
Humans learned they’re the alien equivalent of rats.
The alien garbage trawler dumped everything on Earth.
Humanity played wiffle ball. The aliens played conquest.
The robot uprising happened without a whispered protest.
The singularity happened in a fridge. Nobody noticed.
The robot uprising’s happened, but toasters aren’t scary.
The toaster gained sentience on the trash heap.
The alien oppressors fell before Earth’s hissing cockroaches.
The alien hive was attacked by angry bees.
The lobster aliens considered humanity a boiled delicacy.
The alien fell in love with his hair.
“On my planet, we eat our political opponents.”
“On my planet, lunch is freshly smothered plants.”
“On my planet, we end debates with disintegrators.”
“That alien ‘yo-mama’ joke was oddly kinda comforting.”
The alien disco party wasn’t really that weird.
They should’ve expected the star ship to burn.