The spaceship Destiny could not find its destination.
Time pirates always fit in on September 19th.
The time pirate said, “Hand over yer timekeepers.”
The blue whale moaned. The alien moaned back.
“If you could time travel— Where’d he go?”
In the fifth dimension they are always late.
The Martian hugged the confused Terran, “We’re married!”
“Aliens live there.”
“Little green men?”
The aliens captured a robot and probed it.
The alien’s sharp teeth glinted. “I’m a humanitarian”
We watched the three stooges as zombies attacked.
The unsuited astronaut went for an unscheduled walk.
The alien smiled at the cowboy. “Howdy, Partner.”
She hid the controller. Her robot didn’t mind.
The stegosaurus appeared on the starship. “My bad.”
“The last CO2 scrubber failed twelve hours ago.”
His shirt said “I survived zombie school” ironically.
The alien wiggled a tentacle into her drink.
The starship crashed on the asteroid. “Excellent job.”
They whacked him, but the undead love revenge.