The aliens captured a robot and probed it.
The alien’s sharp teeth glinted. “I’m a humanitarian”
We watched the three stooges as zombies attacked.
The unsuited astronaut went for an unscheduled walk.
The alien smiled at the cowboy. “Howdy, Partner.”
She hid the controller. Her robot didn’t mind.
The stegosaurus appeared on the starship. “My bad.”
“The last CO2 scrubber failed twelve hours ago.”
His shirt said “I survived zombie school” ironically.
The alien wiggled a tentacle into her drink.
The starship crashed on the asteroid. “Excellent job.”
They whacked him, but the undead love revenge.
“I’m a galactic enforcer!”
“Like I said: rent-a-cop.”
The space station careened into the atmosphere. “Oops.”
The space captain went up with the ship.
He looked at the clock. Time-travel wasn’t working.
His scales fell away when she touched him.
Fire rained down upon her sixth birthday party.
The Earth exploded into a million, tiny spores.
The zombie shuffled off into the nuclear winter.