The singularity happened in a fridge. Nobody noticed.
Genre: Science Fiction
The robot uprising’s happened, but toasters aren’t scary.
The toaster gained sentience on the trash heap.
The alien oppressors fell before Earth’s hissing cockroaches.
The alien hive was attacked by angry bees.
The lobster aliens considered humanity a boiled delicacy.
The alien fell in love with his hair.
“On my planet, we eat our political opponents.”
“On my planet, lunch is freshly smothered plants.”
“On my planet, we end debates with disintegrators.”
“That alien ‘yo-mama’ joke was oddly kinda comforting.”
The alien disco party wasn’t really that weird.
They should’ve expected the star ship to burn.
Her tentacles reassured him and drew him closer.
The alien waved with its five-fingered, primate hand
The jetpack cut out at the wrong height.
The alien slobber drizzled over chicken was delicious!
The “probe” was just an alien asking questions.
The Harmonious Alliance of Friendship committed harmonious genocide.
The galactic government hotly debated the shed’s color.