The alien loved the dog and his human.
“If ladies won’t date you; aliens won’t either.”
The ninja’s blade couldn’t penetrate the knight’s armor.
The knight and the cowboy prevented alien invasions.
The galactic peacekeeper started the inter dimensional war.
He over-engineered her rotary phone to take photos.
“The empire does not care about your rebellion.”
“The galactic empire requires your house cleaning services.”
The spaceship exited warp ten thousand years later.
In the future the T-Rex wrecked the timeship.
The T-rex chomped on the timeship and disappeared.
The glass prevented their touch, but not radiation.
His terrarium did not allow for his love.
The alien ate Jim’s last cat for lunch.
“The UFO was just a weather balloon, Garf-kagnol”
“In space no one can hear you fart.”
The alien pheromones made him regain his senses.
“Interstellar travel lets us rewatch old TV shows.”
The befuddled alien brought a bouquet of trees.
“Why do you humans murder flowers for ‘love’?”