The aliens compromised, only destroying most of Earth.
Genre: Science Fiction
The alien invasion ended with a whimper, humanity’s.
The aliens conquered via bureaucracy and precision ineptitude.
The sci-fi author wouldn’t believe aliens were real.
The alien smirked and served the human brisket.
His mom loved his clone more than him.
The spacesuit was no match for the shrapnel.
The mech-suit protected him from everything but emotions.
“Massacre!” The Donutian ambassador cried, seeing empty boxes.
Human-Donutian relations turned sour at the breakfast table.
It turns out the Donutians are all humanivores.
The Donutians charged the human baker with genocide.
The ambassador salivated as he met the Donutians.
If you give an alien an anchovy, beware.
The alien used semaphore to signal Earth’s destruction.
Earth’s pop songs were considered acts of war
He could not compete with her tentacled beauty.
Aliens took the high road. Humanity, the low.
The killer robots stopped to smell the roses.
Humanity punched the aliens in the face(?) once.