“I’m a galactic enforcer!”
“Like I said: rent-a-cop.”
Genre: Science Fiction
The space station careened into the atmosphere. “Oops.”
The space captain went up with the ship.
He looked at the clock. Time-travel wasn’t working.
His scales fell away when she touched him.
Fire rained down upon her sixth birthday party.
The Earth exploded into a million, tiny spores.
The zombie shuffled off into the nuclear winter.
The hunted ship turned and rammed the hunter.
Alien circus arrived, thought humans were freak show.
The first starship, his starship, never returned home.
The Tyrannosaurus Rex smiled hungrily at the alien.
The robot leaned forward, “want fries with that?”
The mountain awoke with a rumble and dynamite.
The astronaut floated away. Gravity lost its hold.
“Those aren’t a million blossoms. They’re spider eggs.”
The snow globe girl held a snow globe.
“…looks delicious on you.” He licked his lips.
A thousand worlds turned upon the verdict: Innocent.
“I simply LOVE that skin you’re in now.”