The alien ate Jim’s last cat for lunch.
“The UFO was just a weather balloon, Garf-kagnol”
“In space no one can hear you fart.”
The alien pheromones made him regain his senses.
“Interstellar travel lets us rewatch old TV shows.”
The befuddled alien brought a bouquet of trees.
“Why do you humans murder flowers for ‘love’?”
The alien recoiled as I ate some pudding.
The cat shook his head. “Humans’ll never learn.”
The alien held up a tentacle, “I’m Tom.”
The aliens formed an alliance with Earthling dogs.
The alien couldn’t imagine an intelligent bipedal creature.
The aliens wanted to clarify humanity’s contract terms.
“I’m a resident alien.” “From what country?” “Venus.”
“Earthlings called us ‘aliens’!” “Let’s kill them all!”
The Intergalactic Planetary Council sued for copyright infringement.
They convicted the clone for template’s bloody murder.
The clone killed his template and their father.
The clone found a life of his own.
“Oh!” the alien said, “You mouse. Me cat.”