The vampire’s dentures, unfortunately, stayed in her neck.
Genre: Speculative
The man went from birth to grave backwards.
Her third hand felt left out during clapping.
His third hand didn’t know about Lefty’s plans.
The Grand Federation of Wonderful Planets ignored Earth.
Darkness enveloped Captain Fufu and his Theremin Band.
“‘Stakes’ to the heart kill vampires not ‘steaks’!”
With those winged shoes, Hermès’ wife expected punctuality.
“Alice, I’m not going down that rabbit hole!”
The gasoline burned freely atop the truck’s engine.
Fortunately for her sanity, he manifested somewhere else.
Unfortunately, his manifestation was on a different plane.
The monster applied first aid to his victim.
The closet monster terrified all the under-the-bed monsters.
“Hello, Sunshine!”
“Moon, that joke still isn’t funny.”
He slept quite deliberately through his own wake.
The tainted Red Delicious remained in the bin.
The mannequin felt everyone was staring at him.
He hid in the vents until darkness fell.
Zombie Moms still have lots of sleepless nights.