“Hello, Sunshine!”
“Moon, that joke still isn’t funny.”
Genre: Speculative
He slept quite deliberately through his own wake.
The tainted Red Delicious remained in the bin.
The mannequin felt everyone was staring at him.
He hid in the vents until darkness fell.
Zombie Moms still have lots of sleepless nights.
The chipmunks and squirrels fought a proxy war.
The red herring solved the case despite himself.
She drew him to her with her pencil.
“Monsters flourish in the walls, not in closets.”
The toddler rode his monster into the kitchen.
“We won’t take crap!” The unionized toilets yelled.
The couch swallowed him along with his change.
The girl smiled and spiked the monster’s tea.
The zombie vampire lived and died every day.
The zombie ate the vampire’s very tasty brains.
But only the werewolves could have helped them.
They turned to vampires to solve their problem.
The monster loved she who slept above him.
The bump in the night was the baby.