Dr. Fancy Pants wasn’t a very scary villain.
“Great. That was suuuuper helpful, Captain Idiot Pants.”
Major Malarky was both a hero and villain.
“‘The Trash Panda’ is a terrible superhero name”
Supervillains aren’t born every day. But, today’s different.
Professor Pantaloons ended up being a terrible superhero.
“Heroes don’t always wear capes… or mom’s spandex.”
Boogie Man and Snot Boy were not heroes.
The superheroes became fugitives after the bank “rescue.”
The superhero was incompetent, lucky, and totally evil.
“I fight for falsehood, injustice, and prepackaged Twinkies!”
“I fight for truth, justice, and prepackaged Twinkies!”
Captain Awesome wasn’t called that by his family.
His superhero mutation caused pyrokinesis and severe incontinence.
Captain Emergency’s nemesis was the evil Mr. Mundane.
Commander Just-ish found loop holes more than villains.
Captain Hypocrite did what he said he would.
Ironically, the zombie gained superpowers eating Batman’s brain.
Captain Awesome fought Dr. Malicious for the nachos.
Captain Awesome got his name by sheer accident.