Captain Awesome fought Dr. Malicious for the nachos.
Captain Awesome got his name by sheer accident.
Captain Awesome saved Gusto from unemployment and uselessness.
Gusto saved Captain Awesome most of the time.
Gusto and Captain Awesome grew large beer bellies.
Captain Awesome ate his food with Gusto Stevens.
Captain Awesome’s name seemed ironic to his wife.
Captain Awesome never vacuumed or did the dishes.
The baby cried when she picked up Daddy.
He believed himself heroic, but was the villain.
The heroes saved the world from imaginary doom.
The invulnerable superhero team dissolved over pizza toppings.
Captain Stretchy reached for her heart and missed.
The man in the Superman shirt did nothing.
Batman arrived in jammies ready to fight bedtime.
Captain Ambiguity saved the victim and the villain.
“‘Water Guy’ just doesn’t sound all that heroic.”
He wasn’t the hero he claimed to be.
The hero paid for the villain’s latest scheme.
Backwards Boy ran forward to stop Opposite Man.