The boy yelled “Shazam!” but no lightning struck.
Genre: Superhero
“But my mom’s basement is a perfect lair!”
“Your mom’s basement is NOT a good lair.”
He told the town gossip he was Superman.
The pizza boy dreamed of being Pizza Man.
His favorite superhero was most definitely his mom.
DVDs thwarted Magnetron’s deletion of the world’s media.
When superheroes lose their capes they become incapable.
He blamed his problems on an imaginary villain.
“No, you can’t make Kryptonite from Krypton gas.”
The lawyer considered himself a rather righteous superhero.
The superhero could not save himself from tax-evasion.
Captain Oblivious thought everyone was doing just fine.
Captain Oblivious never could see the real supervillains.
Dr. Fancy Pants wasn’t a very scary villain.
“Great. That was suuuuper helpful, Captain Idiot Pants.”
Major Malarky was both a hero and villain.
“‘The Trash Panda’ is a terrible superhero name”
Supervillains aren’t born every day. But, today’s different.
Professor Pantaloons ended up being a terrible superhero.