Captain Stretchy reached for her heart and missed.
The man in the Superman shirt did nothing.
Batman arrived in jammies ready to fight bedtime.
Captain Ambiguity saved the victim and the villain.
“‘Water Guy’ just doesn’t sound all that heroic.”
He wasn’t the hero he claimed to be.
The hero paid for the villain’s latest scheme.
Backwards Boy ran forward to stop Opposite Man.
He broke the sound barrier with his voice.
The sirens called Captain Fantastic to his death.
Captain Coward had a very short superhero career.
Captain Awesome Sauce left much to be desired.
His radioactive accident was her ticket to stardom.
Dr. Milksop made off with $2.43 in pennies.
The Dialysis Warriors fought Captain Citrus and lost.
“Captain Endocrine” didn’t research his name’s meaning thoroughly.
“Captain Idiot just doesn’t have that superhero sound.”