The spaceship landed on the Southern Wicked Witch.
Fortunately for her sanity, he manifested somewhere else.
Unfortunately, his manifestation was on a different plane.
He couldn’t get past her bank robbery problem.
Her tongue flicked into his mouth, laying eggs.
She dressed in the finest human hair available.
The attack came when they most expected it.
On the first school day he dropped out.
“The Winnowing!”
“…creepy name for picking dodgeball teams.”
He got stage fright after breaking his leg.
She killed him to save her some inconvenience.
He chose the wrong spaceship and wrong girl.
He teleported far away from everything he loved.
The alien’s arrival at that party was inconspicuous.
The electro-samurai fought space aliens, criminals, and politicians.
Oblivion consumed his anxiety in frothy amber bites.
He looked through time, forever fearing the end.
On the drivers education road test, he crashed.
He destroyed his masterpiece instead of facing failure.
He could not say humanity was worth saving.