The spy played I spy with the child.
“Hello, long lost friend.”
“Goodbye, finally found enemy.”
“May the farts be with you.”
“You’re gross.”
“You don’t love me?”
“I love pudding cups.”
James coughed. “No, Mom. Uhhhh. She’s from Neptune.”
The fairy could not iron his wife’s blouse.
“No. Unicorns are the Narwhal of the land.”
“The Ancient Sumerian rhymes in English?”
“How convenient!”
“Yes, nonsense poetry’s the key to ancient puzzles.”
The self-righteous fools were outnumbered and out righteoused.
He ran through the minefield just the once.
She complained to her boss about the apocalypse.
“I wasn’t going to ask, but… which eyebrow?”
“I don’t know if you are the father.”
Death, taxes, and in-laws are the only constants.
The clown was the mastermind and the fool.
“He has not thought, who has not… thought…”
“He has not loved, who has not loathed.”
His hare died after he dyed his hare.
The hero’s pickle powers didn’t impress the ladies.