The large chip in his hand wasn’t smart.
He scanned her code and checked her algorithm.
He wept for his youth and hopeless future.
Their lack of listening drove him deeply insane.
“I can bear your foolishness no longer, Sire.”
“Your mom asked me to call her ‘Sugarbritches’.”
“I got the little bugger!” “Your husband?” “Yup.”
He read the sign in her stars: “Leave!”
He fell deeply in love with her boyfriend.
His superhero mutation caused pyrokinesis and severe incontinence.
Nobody noticed the zombie stumbling at the bar.
She loved him. He loved her …and food.
He went left, she right. No middle ground.
He left his son’s mother at the station.
The Intergalactic Planetary Council sued for copyright infringement.
A people’s half-life is the length of memories.
His car isn’t a submersible despite being submersed.
His dancing justified the use of nuclear weapons.
The paternity test results really surprised her father.
Ralphie sequentially shot out both of his eyes.