The Which gobbled up the What and Why.
She believed he could… and thus he could
She coughed on the alien. “Super plague?”
“No.”
“Seriously. No one’d mess with guard flamingoes.”
“Seriously?”
“I have but one speech to give”
“Thankfully.”
The cheetah played it straight. The weasel didn’t.
The ocean between them grew larger each day
Even hipster soap couldn’t wash away the stain.
He shouted his way into a mental institution.
The Intergalactic Knights weren’t chivalrous, knights, or intergalactic.
Flash hung up his trench coat for good.
The scales of justice weighed heavily against him.
“It’s called Dancing with the Star Wars!”
“Oh…”
“Infidelity be damned,” he said. “I love her.”
Her world crashed along with her internet connection.
The alien smiled at Jim, her human meal.
“You don’t listen to me.”
“That’s lovely, dear.”
“This’s Edward, Edmond, Edgar, and—”
“Edwina?”
“No. Sheryl.”
“My kingdom for a spoon!”
“Here. And thanks!”
The spaceship took on water after the “landing”.