“I used to fear zombies, now just loneliness.”
“You smell like fetid cheese.” “I love feta!”
Ironically, the zombie gained superpowers eating Batman’s brain.
She fell in love with his imagined brilliance.
He didn’t wake up till she was gone.
His odor played its part in their divorce.
The pineapple told of loss and more loss.
The Zombie crumpled when I revealed my website.
“How about we start over? Hello, I’m Turd…”
She thought he was totally crazy… crazy right.
“The stars and planets aligned!” “You’re astronomically stupid.”
“Wanna play a game?” “Yes, the go-clean-your-room game.”
Through the telescope, he saw stars, Hollywood stars.
He thought of everything she didn’t, like marriage.
“Grandma said I could!” “Grandma’s not here, Dad.”
“Surely, you can fix it.” “Maybe,” Shirley said.
He tried saving her in fewer words, but—
The rudder got stuck. They turned left forever.
The warplane flew only one mission of peace.
She aimed for the moon, landed on Earth.