“Your boss requires obedience!”
“My boss is stupid.”
“Yo mama so big she’s the bigger man.”
“Your robot sounds like a strangled oompah loompah”
The robot and baby collaborated on world domination.
Skynet resulted from the focus on cloud computing.
You can’t tell a story in just eight—
“‘Alien slime clouds’ just can’t mean anything good.”
She thought she’d marry him. Luckily, she didn’t.
Outside Wonderland, Alice’s obedience to labels went poorly.
The Colonel thought fighting could easily solve peace.
The dragon scorched him for calling her “Judy.”
The witch’s familiar was just an old man.
The wizard neglected to buy fire insurance …again.
The spaceship exploded. *Shrugs* “Guess it wasn’t fixed.”
He survived on ramen, hope, and her memory.
“Is your clown therapy healing or creating trauma?”
His love paled in comparison to her hate.
He couldn’t say why she left him …alone.
“No, ‘Quarantine Adventure’ isn’t a good band name.
The sorcerer farted, both undermining and bolstering evilness.