She loved him more than her upper hand.
Hidden in that valley was not Ranch dressing.
The villain returned every wedgie upon their heads.
The hero’s speech made everyone feel incredibly awkward.
The villain finally realized other people are terrible.
Seven generations of evil ended with simple kindness.
She verbally shoved him into the fetal position.
Ding, dang, dung and dong fought over vowels.
“We can’t even measure that kind of crazy”
“You see the giant rabbit too, don’t you?”
Gerald the plant deeply loved Samantha the human.
He loved from the depth of his loins.
She found that appetite of his rather disappointing.
He could’t find the way to her heart.
Their torrid love affair petered out shortly thereafter.
Their torrid love affair lasted less than seconds.
Their torrid love affair existed only for him.
Their torrid love affair began with canned cheese.
Their torrid love affair ended over canned meat.
“I love you more than life itself.”